Thursday, October 28, 2010

Cleo’s top 50 eligible bachelorettes.. (I mean bachelors)

When it comes to a sexy man… I stop and stare… wipe the drool off my face and try say something that will make me seen somewhat interesting and not like I belong in a mental institution. So when I was forwarded the Cleo eligible bachelors link “pfft” I was ready to stare, drool, obsess without being judged and asked if I’m lost.
Oh my……. I was definitely staring alright…. Not so much drool but rather a dry mouth that seemed to have fallen open with shock!
Am I back in Thailand…?? *looks around* Nope!! then why do all these “so called men” look like Lady boys?
So much photoshop, so much hair products, so much make up, so much of un natural elements. They all looked so dolled up I had to take a closer look to see if this was actually the bachelors not the bachelorettes link. Out of 50 men there were 2 of somewhat sexiness, that is until I read their bio… “sometimes it’s not always best to be honest” we don’t want to know about your secret soapie fetish and telling people they need to go on a diet and look after themselves better is NOT a real job… and if you’re going to use the word “chop” in your bio try not to use it to refer to yourself. One more thing the fact that you would rather have dinner with 2 men instead of a beautiful woman worries me! Please guys no more manicure pedicure talk!
With tears in my eyes I ask… What happened to the natural manly rugged look? Have all the really good “man looking” men feel off the face of South Africa?
And if they have I would also I like to fall into that hole!

All I can say is, what a disappointment and none of them will be getting my vote, These are supposedly the hottest men around and yet I am more attracted to my dog. If you brave enough check out the link www.cleobachelor.co.za I dare you to vote!

Ps: Dirty little secret (although I’m horrified to admit) I had a fling with one of these guys, before the glitz and the glamour
He was a looker!!

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