Mr Difficult

I have been flirting with Mr Difficult for quite some time now and what I’ve learnt so far is.. It’s not worth it. All the daily messages and phone calls are all talk and no action… The “oh babe I really want to see you” has amounted to nothing and seeing him is next to impossible. I’ll probably have more success seducing Mr Gay South Africa. I’m starting to wonder if I’m being played or is this Guy just a complete and total failure when it comes to making arrangements and sticking to them?

Cancelled date: Rushing home in traffic, hooting like a crazy lady at people to move outta my way and waving my middle finger graciously at all those wonderful taxi drivers. (yes I have a death wish) Managed to get home with just enough time to jump in the shower, put on a sexy dress and some make up, (Not that I need any… Ha-ha) We were supposed to be meeting for dinner , instead I spent 2 hours chewing on my pillow from the intense hunger I was feeling, waiting for him to let me know where we would be meeting up. After 9 I received a message “Babe I’m leaving now, where you want to go?” As if… this guy actually thought I’d still be seeing him! Told him where to shove it, made myself an egg sandwich since I literally had nothing else in my fridge and spent the night mumbling AS$hole while watching a movie.

I have no more patience and refuse to be cancelled on again. So after that I thought enough is enough and decided to play a little game of my own. When he called again, apologizing profusely asking if we can meet up on Saturday, I figured this was the perfect opportunity for some payback. I was more than happy to accept his invite to meet up for some drinks and made all the appropriate arrangements. “Sure hun, meet you there at 2” and having no intention of going what so ever.

When Saturday 2am arrived so did all the messages of “where you” and “I’m already here” I thought the best way to handle this was with total silence. Dear Mr difficult I hope you’ve learnt your lesson.

PS: Lesson learnt, if you are trying to get to know somebody, cancelling or making imaginary plans is not the way to do it, it will come back and bite you in the as$. I am now starting a douche list, watch out boys!

PPS: Spent two hours cleaning my car yesterday thinking I was being super clever: catching a tan, getting a workout, having a clean car and saving money - 4 in 1 , only to find it this morning covered in Birds shit. Will have to take it to a carwash after all! FML!