Thanks to another blog I read, I won tickets to the VIP Neo Africa at the Sansui Summer Cup, not so much VIP but definitely was a fun day… Dressed to kill the first thing we did, was familiarize ourselves with the bars. It’s very important to stay hydrated on a hot day!
We started off by the track - drink in one hand, camera is the other - trying to take pictures of horses, when they run past isn’t easy. All I got, was a few butt shots and someone’s head that got in the way. Since we all know that I have absolutely no interest in racing, it was time for another refill. And another and another, which by then I had already developed my 5th personality.
After a stupid number of drinks it’s inevitable that you’re going to have to go to the toilet at some stage, in my case it was a porter potty. Out of all the porter potty’s I chose the one on a slope. It’s bad enough that’s is gross and you try avoid touching anything, but this potty thought it would be fun to add no lights to my situation. Balancing in there was next to impossible, one foot against the wall was all I could manage. Climbing out was even harder than getting in, my heels slipping all over the plastic floor while I was trying to unlock the door, which of course by default would get stuck. I ended up pulling it so hard that the door flipped open and out I fell. Horrified, I yelled: “Surprise!”
When I got back, the fashion show had already started. It was all black bra’s and no shirts, the designer must of been going through the “I am morbid phase” I don’t call it fashion if you aren’t actually wearing anything. The guys, that we were enjoying drinks with, seemed to appreciate it more than me. They ran to get a better view and weren’t seen or heard from until the show ended… Ahh men you got to love them!
PS: Drinks, heels and grass are a definite No- No, makes you look drunker than you are.
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