To my fellow motorists from this morning.
Sweet little granny
Move out the way, you old fart! This is the fast lane, meaning - please drive faster than 40km and if you are going to stall at every robot, you should not be driving you, old hag! I know fossils younger than you!
Lady in BMW on phone
If you actually spent half the time concentrating on the road than your phone, I’m sure your car wouldn’t look like it just came out of the bumper cars final and lost. Green means - Go!!! You proceeded to wait at a green robot and drive on red. Those signs at robots that say “wait for green” were made especially for you!
Taxi
I can still smell the rubber from my tyres, after having to brake like a crazy mad cow. Yes I do enjoy testing my brakes to see if they are in proper working order, and yes I did want a stiff neck for the rest of the day. Your magnificent driving skills are a blessing to us all, you as$hole!
Pamphlet guy
No I dont want a f*cking pamphlet.
Rough week, That is all.
Ps: Im going to be drinking stupid amounts of alcohol, dancing like I just escaped from a mental home, singing the wrong words to every song and smootching a random who’s name I won’t be remembering tomorrow.
Here’s to a great weekend.
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