The long awaited weekend and I couldn't be happier, after a killer week of nonstop work, prison seems more pleasant! The only energy i have left is hand to mouth movements of something that contains 24% alcohol, no less! Gona get me some false courage, behave badly and struggle to remember what i did.
Great news: My Liver and I have come to an agreement. I drink, I suffer! We both seem to be ok with it.
Weird news: Man eats underwear to beat breathalyzer. *Thankfully I have no imagination when drunk and could never come up with such a well thought out plan*
Ps: Valentine's day is around the corner, this year i will be accepting applications. Please no porn addicts.
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