Multitasking means screwing up several things at once, hence the MIA.
My attempt at an unforgettable weekend was more successful than a gold medal at the Olympics. And how I know this is, because every single brain cell in my head was screaming “Help me!”. Recoveries are starting to take longer, which is a clear indication that my body is getting older and my 12 year old mind is only starting to develop.
What I’ve learnt is, whatever you do – don’t mix your drinks! Wine and whiskey together are not your friends!
In other fun events:
Date with the new man went so well that I ended up seeing him again. Sushi and dvds were involved and me slapping his hand away every 5 seconds. Aggg men these days have no self restraint!
5 Seconds?!!
ReplyDeleteWhat is up with the men of today?
They seem to be getting slower!
Giving the rest of us a bad name ;)