So this has definitely not been one of my best weeks, so far i have i managed to catch the flu with a side order of pet allergies and was forced to buy two new tyres. Naughty naughty potholes.
...Doctors office 7am
Is as quiet as a library since the internet was invented. Im sure i heard a pin drop.
Doctor: What seems to be the problem?
Me: Are you joking? My eyes are bleeding, i have tissue suck up my nose and am breathing like i just ran a marathon! And all this was not due to alcohol consumption for once!
After a lengthy poke examination it was established that i have flu and allergies, and after all i would survive. i was sent off with a prescription that resembled a short story, which i was unable to read as it was encrypted in that special doctors writing, for all i know he prescribed me vitamins and charged double.
...Jerry the tyre guy: Eish mam what you do?
Why does he automatically assume it was something i did?
Besides putting make up on and talking on my cell phone, filing my nails, scratching my foot and reading emails, i am a very observant driver!
Ps: A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book.
Heres to a pothole-less road to a speedy recovery :)
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