Drinks:
Me: Hi! Sorry, I’m late. (As usual)
Boy: Ohhh look what I can do with a straw!
Me: Err I don’t think that’s meant to go in there.
What can I say, was an entertaining evening, which only made me realize I want to be at least 600km away from him at all times and screaming: “Get your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!”
Boy thinks he’s smart and will make girl jealous.
After avoiding / ignoring boy, he decides to make himself irresistible and sends girl a message not meant for her. “Hey Babe, I have to go now as I’m have to get up for gym early to get rid of that tyre, we were talking about Last night! Thanks for the chat.” Logic? He has none.
Girl thinks boy is a tool.
Found this very appropriate picture to describe you.
Ps: Stayed sober all of last weekend seem to be loosing my touch?! Err no definitely made up for it this weekend.
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